Taking the kids to the Doc + Wed Links

On Tuesday my daughter had her  9 year old check up at the doctor. I told her the night before and she kept questioning me if he was going to get a shot. After the millionth time I said yes they gonna give you 4 shots she went to bed upset….*lesson: stop asking me shat if you don’t want to know the answer*

I had no idea if she was getting a shot or not I just got tired of her asking me so we got up that morning and I had to practically drag her out of the house.

Doc: Hey Zaza how are you. You are here for your 9 yr old check up how does it feel to be 9

Zaza: fine…I want to know am I getting a shot

Doc: Well now let’s look at your records…..no ma’am you won’t need a shot today.

Zaza: Oh okay good mommy said I was getting 4 shots today and I was scared

Doc: *looks at me with a side eye* No your mommy was wrong you won’t get a shot. Now take off all your clothes so I can check you when I come back

Zaza: *looks at me* See, I am not getting a shot but why do I have to take my clothes off? I am uncomfortable and I don’t want her to see me naked.

Me: You have to take your clothes off so she can check you and make sure all is okay.

After the doc checks her she asks her a series of questions here is why I don’t like doctors they ask too many questions and the kids just tell all the business

Doc: Do you eat lots of fruit and veggies?

Zaza: No, I don’t like a lot of green things and fruits have skin I don’t like that either. My mom does buy a lot of cookies in the house though

Doc: Do you ride in the backseat?

Zaza: Yes but sometimes I ride in the front if we are going up the street 

Me: *face palms*

Doc: Do you go outside and exercise?

Zaza: No we don’t go outside my mom says she doesn’t do outside its too hot she sits in front of the computer a lot and when we ask to go to the park she says no most of the time and when she does take us to the park we only stay like 5 minutes

Conclusion: ………….let me say this about outside. When I was younger my grandma lived in the country with cows and chickens and she had me outside from sun up to sun down in the summer when I visited. I vowed when I got older I was not going outside at all. I learned how to lawn 2 acres of land at the age of 8, fix fences in marshland, milk cows, plant veggies, and I can drive a tractor my ass ain’t going outside for nobody. And we stay longer than 5 minutes I stay at the park at least 15 min. I do buy cookies but I buy fruits too she just does not eat them. I rest my case

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