Last week I was out to eat with some friends. We all had our children with us ranging from the youngest at 5 and the oldest at 15. So we are out to eat and the youngest is sitting across from me here is what went down
5 Year old: Ms. Kita…do you know that you are missing a teeth
Everyone put their heads down in shame
Me: I know it’s missing thank you for letting me know
5 Year old: Like so what happened to it. Did someone knock it out..like seriously you are missing a whole teeth
Me: I was born like this with no teeth in my mouth. Actually, my gap teeth have always been in my mouth and they never came out so these are the same teeth that I’ve always had
5 Year old: I just can’t believe you don’t have any teeth see mine, mine is here (shows me her teeth)
Me: I am happy with my gap teeth thank you very much
5 Year old: Well I would think about maybe asking the tooth fairy to bring you some more teeth
Me: I like my teeth the way they are so I have no desire to fix them
5 year old: Is it a money problem?
Me: Geesus…….
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2 Comments
Terri
April 11, 2018 at 7:00 pmGirl this was hilarious. I litter howled when I read that last line. Kids have no chill. It definitely keeps live entertaining. I can’t wait till my little once starts talking more.
Kenya G. Johnson
April 11, 2018 at 7:37 pm5 year olds are messy and hilarious all rolled into one!