I have no booty, no junk in the trunk, no cushion for the pushing, nothing I have a flat potato. I want the boys to come to my yard for my booty but this will never happen. I thought about getting surgery done a few years ago for my 30th birthday. I wanted the doc to take some fat from my thighs and maybe spread it to my booty or they could take some from the stomach and put some there too. I am not fond of the needle thingy they can have that mess. The cost of this procedure to take the fat and put it somewhere else……not even in my dream budget. So the other day my friend and I talked about it……
Me: I want a booty do you think I can buy one of those butt pads and that will help me have some booty
Friend: Kita I will not do this with you today
Me: You will do this with me today, I want a booty do you know how it feels when a man slaps your ass and it goes nowhere
Friend: *laughing like she is about to pass out* Omg kita maybe you can do some exercising
Me: Girl I can’t even exercise to get my stomach down I don’t think any amount of exercise will help me achieve what I need.
Friend: I think you should exercise first and not get any surgery, I think it’s safer
Me: You are supposed to be a friend and agree with what I want, tell me I don’t have to exercise and I can do the surgery
Friend: No you are not gonna do any surgery exercise or don’t have a booty
Me: I hate you *hangs up*
Friend: *calls back about an hour later* I sent you some youtube videos of exercises you can do to improve your booty
Me: Didn’t I hang up on you don’t send me anything
Conclusion: My friends love me I can cuss them out and they ignore me, I hang up on them and they call me back as if nothing happened. You can’t find friends like that so many sensitive women around. Anywhoo, I guess I will do the exercises and see where that takes me but let me win that lottery it’s on like booty donky kong. Would you get surgery to fix something on your body?
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11 Comments
Sheena Steward
April 18, 2018 at 12:31 pm😂😂😂 that conversation was hilarious. I love your relationship with your friend. I’m very sarcastic and sometimes it’s exhausting telling people I wasn’t being for real. I’m not sure about surgery but that’s only because I’m scared lol.
Keny G. Johnson
April 18, 2018 at 10:27 pmLol!!! Same. No butt. I did sit ups last Friday and my stomach hurt through Monday. And I only did 30. Okay? So I don’t even want to know what booty exercises hurt like. I’ll just keep up the cardio for a healthy heart and stay squishy and flat.
Chrystal, ChryssVI
April 19, 2018 at 2:13 amI have too much booty but exercise is needed to maintain. So get in the gym and build that foundation. Rooting for ur booty growth! Lol
Ola
April 19, 2018 at 8:24 amWhat a hilarious convo with your friend. What a great friend in fact. You also dropped some really precious gems in your Wed Links this week. Awesome stuff. Thanks for sharing it.
Tonia
April 19, 2018 at 9:46 amLOL…I’ll join your club. There isn’t much junk in my trunk either. You have a sweet friend. I like where her head is at. She let you vent and then looked out for you. We all need a friend like that.
Mimi Green
April 19, 2018 at 5:15 pmThis is the exact way my conversations go with my bestie. I’ve been obsessed with a booty since I can recall. It just makes everything better. I was going to buy 3 bitty pops but it was too hot for all of that. I don’t know if my dreams of a fatty will ever come true, but I do continue to dream and pray for one.
Raynola
April 20, 2018 at 3:18 amI would not get surgery cause I always think about Kanye West mom.
LaDeia McNeal
April 20, 2018 at 3:44 pmThis sounds like a convo me and my friends have surrounding this topic, cosmetic surgery, and exercises. I laughed out loud at “I’m not doing this with you today” because this is a line STRAIGHT outta my lexicon. I too want more booty and I make sure to do this type of exercises to make it “grow”. I am about to go favorite, stalk and apply what you shared.
Kiwi
April 21, 2018 at 7:07 amGirl have you not read what K.Michelle is currently going through. She almost died because the material that gave her the hips and butt started to spread in her body and give her an infection. She also said the extra material was going to prevent her from having babies because her body couldnt support it, but she just got the surgery to remove them out finally and now she is binded to a wheelchair until further notice. Dont do it girl its not worth it Squats Squats Squats!
Francesca Murray
April 23, 2018 at 1:31 amLol! Too funny. I just started working out last week, not really to enhance my booty but because I’m way too out of shape!
Nanekia Ansari
April 30, 2018 at 3:15 amLove this! I’m squatting everywhere I go! I have booty in the top curves to flat. Your friends love you and your bootynis coming!