I came home on Monday evening to discover that a spider made a web from the corner of my house to the basketball goal and was just chilling. Monday was trash day and I wasn’t touching that spider so since I am trying to teach my son how to be a nice young man I sent him to deal with the spider this is how the conversation went…….
Me: Come here my sweet little precious boy
Dman: What do you want and why can’t you do it yourself
Me: My gosh is this how you talk to me. I feed you, buy you clothes, put a roof over your head, and let you ride in my car…how dare you
Dman: Mom……I saw that spider earlier you want me to go and kill it don’t you.
Me: *jumps up and down* yes yes go get the broom and take it down
Dman: I need 5 bucks
Dman: yes 5 bucks because if I wasn’t here what would you do
Me: I mean I would take it down myself …I’m not paying you shat. But you still need to take the trash down to the end of the driveway so how will you get the trash can
This mug went around the other side of the house and got the trash can therefore avoiding the spider…..the spider is still sitting in the same spot and will continue to sit there. I have no need to go into my backyard for anything.
Here are my links for the week
I love pumpkins that I don’t have to carve and these are by far the best ones I have seen
Number 6 is secretly why I don’t like HGTV also
I am trying to cut carbs and this will be on my rotation list to eat
Fenty still hasn’t replenished itself in stores near me but love this vlog about it
I have learned to be more patient…and learned that from my daughter. Love what these moms have learned
This is how you redo a master bathroom…..GOALS
Grown up pumpkin juice…..might as well since we are in the pumpkin season
Why isn’t double stuffed oreos enough