My daughter is always talking about boys so I am going to get her butt but today on this Valentine’s Day I wanted to know one thing. Does my son have a girlfriend? In order to find out the details (he won’t tell me) I went to his friends first.
Me: Hey Does Dman have a girlfriend
His friend: Now Ms. Kita…what kind of friend would I be if I spilled his secrets
Me: Boy tell me if he does or not I won’t say who told me
His friend: Nope won’t do it but our other friend talks a lot go to him he will tell you
Goes and finds the other friend
Me: Hey buddy ole pal. Do you know if my son has a girlfriend
He tries to run and bumps into a girl…geesus I was just asking a simple question
The girl asked him why he was running and he told her nothing and walked away. So I asked the girl (they be knowing)
Me: Hey does Dman have a girlfriend
Girl: Yes ma’am he does would you like to know who she is?
She takes me to the girl and says she won’t stand by the girl but will point her out to me as to keep the secret.
I see the girl…..oh…….she pretty and I know her mom. Great choice!
So I ask my son if he will be buying Valentine’s Day present for his nonexistent girlfriend
Dman: I don’t have a girlfriend but if I did I would send her a Valo-o-Gram (something their school has where you can pay a dollar and send someone a heart with a candy and a note) to say something, but my money funny and I need video games
Me: Oh she will be dumping you soon…that’s if you have a girlfriend
Dman: I don’t mom and even if I did I would never tell you….you would embarrass me.
I would probably do that…there are no lies told here
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If you need a drink to make for Valentine’s Day try this one.